Poker Hand Nicknames

Here's an incomplete list of poker hand nicknames to improve your sense of humor. Warning: Some of these nicknames may offend.

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Hole card nicknames
  • American Airlines
  • Pocket Rockets
  • Bullets
  • Big Slick
  • Walking Back to Houston
  • Big Slick in a Suit (if suited)
  • Korean Airlines
  • Little Slick
  • Big Chick
  • Big Slut
  • Blackjack
  • Jackass
  • Johnny Moss
  • Transvestite (looks like AA at first glance)
  • Ashtray
  • Baskin Robbins
  • Hunting Season
  • Cowboy Wolford
  • Cowboys
  • King Kong
  • Kangaroos
  • Royal Couple
  • Kojak
  • King John
  • Tucson Monster
  • Harry Potter
  • Starsky and Hutch
  • Saw Mill
  • A Pair of Dogs
  • Mop Squeezers
  • Ladies
  • Jailhouse Rock
  • Sigfried and Roy
  • Four Tits
  • The Hilton Sisters
  • Oedipus
  • Robert Varkonyi
  • Village People
  • Grannie Mae
  • San Francisco Busboy
  • Gay Waiter
  • Jay Birds
  • Hooks
  • Devils

 
  • Jeff Talley
  • Motown
  • Jackson Five
  • Rock and Roll
  • Bubblegum Soul
  • Jay Birds
  • Hooks
  • Flat Tire
  • Binary
  • Woolworth
  • Broderick Crawford
  • Over and Out
  • Roger That
  • Good Buddy
  • Truckers' Special
  • Trucker
  • Executive Trucker (when suited)
  • Doyle Brunson
  • Popeyes
  • Phil Hellmuth
  • German Virgins
  • Oldsmobile
  • Joe Bernstein
  • Big Lick
  • Dinner For Two
  • The Good Lover
  • Happy Meal
  • Dolly Parton
  • Hard Working Man
  • Nine to Five
  • Joe Montana Banana
  • Jack Benny
  • Montana Banana
  • Twiggy
  • Snowmen
  • Two Fat Ladies
  • Dawg Balls
  • Racetracks
  • Double Infinity
  • RPM
  • Sven
  • Raquel Welch
  • Saturn
  • Mullets
  • Sunset Strip
  • Union Oil
  • Beer Hand
  • Route 66
  • Kicks
  • The Rabbit
  • Blocky
  • Presto
  • Speed Limit
  • Jesse James
  • Colt 45
  • Diana Dors
  • Magnum
  • Sailboats
  • Crabs
  • Hooter Stand
  • Mississippi Slick
  • Can of Corn
  • Ducks
  • Pocket Swans
  • Quack Quack
Full hand nicknames
  • Machine Gun (AK-47)
  • Steel Wheel
  • Dead Man's Hand
  • The Four Horsemen
  • The Alabama Night Riders
  • The Three Wise Men
  • Thirty Miles of Bad Road
  • The Devil
  • Satan
  • Lucifer
  • The Beast
  • Forest
  • Four Trees
  • Socks and Shoes