Poker Audio Clips

This is a listing of audio clips you might want to use for alerts in Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager (or whatever other product you may be using.) I've put them into the categories I think they best fit. Doesn't mean they might not work well for something else.

Send more ideas for this list to clips@drneau.com.

Note: I won't be putting any Rounders clips on this page. There's a link to the official Rounders site below. They have plenty of clips there.

Clips on this site

Additional chip purchase clips (add-ons/rebuys)

"Thank you sir, may I have another?" from Animal House (1978)
"Alive....it's alive....IT'S ALIVE!!" from Young Frankenstein (1974)
PacMan: Chomp
PacMan: Eating fruit
PacMan: Eating a ghost
PacMan: New life (probably better for a rebuy)
Ms. PacMan: Eating a ghost

Elimination clips

George Bailey going on his crazy "Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool?!?" rant from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Homer Simpson saying "Kiss my curvy butt goodbye" from The Simpsons (1989 - present)
Porky Pig saying, "That's all folks!" from Looney Tunes
Granny saying, "Every day's a gamble..." from The Beverly Hillbillies (1962 - 1971)
Willy Wonka saying, "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
PacMan: Dying
Ms. PacMan: Dying
Atari 2600 PacMan: Dying
Paul Harvey saying "Gonads are useful for their purpose but they are no substitute for brains"
Dracula saying "Goodbye" with spooky organ music

"Round up the troops" clips (opening segment/break nearing end)

Cavalry call
"I'm gonna barbeque your ass in molasses!" from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

New segment started clips (break or play segment)

Alarm
"Just take a break, it'll keep you from burning out" from ???
The ESPN World Series of Poker "going to commercial" slide guitar riff
PacMan: Game start
Ms. PacMan: Game start
Atari 2600 PacMan: Game start
PacMan: Intermission
Ms. PacMan: Intermission
Dracula laughing and then gasping

Timer toggle clips

Gentle tone
Chris Farley saying, "Sweet mother of God, what is the hold up?!"

World Poker Tour clips

"Bingo Bango Bongo" - Mike Sexton
"Well Vince, you gotta wonder what these other players are thinking right now..." - Mike Sexton

Uncategorizable miscellaneous clips

Uncategorizable movie/tv clips

Commodore Duvall saying, "Alright gamblers. Step right up and bring your money." from Maverick (1994)
Jerry Macguire saying, "Show me the money!!!" from Jerry MacGuire (1996)
Hillbilly saying, "Squeal!" from Deliverance (1972)
Samantha Stevens twitching her nose from Bewitched (1964 - 1972)
"Toga! Toga! Toga!" from Animal House (1978)
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." "Golly Mr. Lemar, you use your tongu prettier than a twenty-dollar whore." from Blazing Saddles (1974)
The Six-Million Dollar Man jumping

Links to other clip sites

RoundersMovie.com