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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:37 pm    Post subject: Funniest random email subject you've received Reply with quote

Those random 4-or-5-word spam message headers usually don't mean anything. But potentially they say something humorous. What's the funniest one you've received?

Some in my deleted box:
    Her go of riffraff
    Also pinhole almost marinate nightgown
    Balk frowzy now? Grocery!
    A Corrupt tournament file
    Or comb my alternator sizzler
    1/4 trans-atlantic cable I did

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Funniest random email subject you've received Reply with quote

drneau wrote:
Some in my deleted box:

    A Corrupt tournament file

Shouldn't that one be addressed?

As for me, I just got this one today:
Outdate you cell phone.

Didn't know it was uncool to have a top of the line model. Time to outdate mine now.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always like the ones that offer... "increase your breast size"

Just what I need Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dix wrote:
I always like the ones that offer... "increase your breast size"

Just what I need Very Happy


You obviously didn't read my list.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:11 am    Post subject: Re: Funniest random email subject you've received Reply with quote

Rewind wrote:
drneau wrote:
Some in my deleted box:

    A Corrupt tournament file

Shouldn't that one be addressed?


What should he do? Alert the TDA?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got this one this morning:

Quote:
Re: flagitious offscourings


The body of the email is a wonder to behold also:

Quote:
Again? asked the judge. What? You forget. He thinks youre already dead-thanks to me. I have cases coming up, a congressional hearing next week. Hell know Im alive! Not if you dont show up. I have to! My clients expect- Then I agree, interrupted Prefontaine. Hell kill you. Sorry about that, Randy. What am I going to do? Theres a way, Dandy Boy, not only out of your current dilemma but for years to come. Of course, it will require some sacrifice on your part. For starters, a long convalescence at a private rehabilitation


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New one...

"Plating country"

My friend in the Navy told me that Vietnam was plating country...not sure if it has anything to do with this email.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Done activation may whoop"
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my latest...

"put mailman vomit"
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Camara Digital + Memoria GRATIS ...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Or sit extremely


Ummm. What?
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