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Dix
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 Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject: PUT IT IN PHIL... JUST PUT IT IN... |
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In the most entertaining heads-up duel I've ever witnessed, Phil "Unibomber" Laak shadow-boxed, did sit-ups and push-ups to try and win pots... but ultimately finally talked himself into calling Johnny Chan's all-in with his K-Js in the $2500 pot-limit Hold'Em event...
"How can I fold this hand?... I can't fold... I folded the last one... I'm sick about it......... PUT IT IN PHIL... JUST PUT IT IN!!!!"
Which he did... and Chan's 10th WSOP bracelet came 5 cards later after Chan turned over Q-Q.
It was kind of a one-sided room... as the final board cards were being played out the entire room was behind Chan hoping he'd get #10.... with the exception of a single lone voice who yelled "SUCK-OUT PHIL!!!"
That being Jennifer Tilly while standing on her chair in an effort to see from out on the floor of the Ladies' tourney. 
Chan, the ladies, the orange, $303K, and #10
The Unibomber and the "Unibombshell"
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Dix
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| Anonymous wrote: | | It is impossible for that to work, it simply can not be done like that. |
It can if you're Phil Laak.
While doing some push-ups while Chan thought about a hand he stopped and started to get up.... Chan looks down and says "Keep going"...
So... Laak goes back to doing more push-ups... after about another half-dozen an amused Chan chuckles, "Sit down Phil, you got it".... and folded his hand.
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LuckySe7ens
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| Dix wrote: | | Anonymous wrote: | | It is impossible for that to work, it simply can not be done like that. |
It can if you're Phil Laak.
While doing some push-ups while Chan thought about a hand he stopped and started to get up.... Chan looks down and says "Keep going"...
So... Laak goes back to doing more push-ups... after about another half-dozen an amused Chan chuckles, "Sit down Phil, you got it".... and folded his hand. |
You fell for the old fake guest spamming? I dont even think that was a human reply. |
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Dix
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| LuckySe7ens wrote: | | You fell for the old fake guest spamming? I dont even think that was a human reply. |
So bots can now read, comprehend, and respond on topic like a moron??
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rastapete
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| Dix wrote: | | LuckySe7ens wrote: | | You fell for the old fake guest spamming? I dont even think that was a human reply. |
So bots can now mis-read, fail to comprehend, and respond randomly with regard to topic like 70% of posters on internet forums?? |
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drneau
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| Dix wrote: | | LuckySe7ens wrote: | | You fell for the old fake guest spamming? I dont even think that was a human reply. |
So bots can now read, comprehend, and respond on topic like a moron?? |
I banned the IP that bot was coming from.
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Dix
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| Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| rastapete wrote: | | Dix wrote: | | LuckySe7ens wrote: | | You fell for the old fake guest spamming? I dont even think that was a human reply. |
So bots can now mis-read, fail to comprehend, and respond randomly with regard to topic like 70% of posters on internet forums?? |
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LMAO!!!!!
Well.... if that was a bot it's the best one I've ever seen... it can edit quotes too.
Somehow I think that anyone who could program a bot that could edit quotes to be relevant might have a few more active brain cells than our mystery guest... whose IQ seemed to definately be toward the bottom half of the deck.
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unyostun
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:14 am Post subject: Re: No way |
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| drneau wrote: | | I banned the IP that bot was coming from. |
I just hope it's not a dynamic IP on my network. 
And Dix just go look at the other threads that got spammed. Most are way off topic. |
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drneau
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: Re: No way |
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| unyostun wrote: | | drneau wrote: | | I banned the IP that bot was coming from. |
I just hope it's not a dynamic IP on my network.
And Dix just go look at the other threads that got spammed. Most are way off topic. |
There were 5 posts from the same IP.
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Dix
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| unyostun wrote: | | And Dix just go look at the other threads that got spammed. Most are way off topic. |
Key word there being "most"
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drneau
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:45 pm Post subject: Re: No way |
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| Dix wrote: | | unyostun wrote: | | And Dix just go look at the other threads that got spammed. Most are way off topic. |
Key word there being "most" |
I guess I don't see how you thought that response had anything to do with this thread... He might as well have said, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"
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Dix
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In this particular thread (before his post was wiped out) The fool quoted my original post, edited it down to the relevant line he wanted to comment on (that being my comment about Laak using antics to win pots) then added his bone headed...
| Quote: | | It is impossible for that to work, it simply can not be done like that. |
Point here being... I'm not aware of any bot than can perform edits of quoted posts on the fly.
Hence... they were by an actual human... dumb as he may have been.
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unyostun
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| Dix wrote: | | that being my comment about Laak using antics to win pots |
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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