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drneau Site Admin
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 2385 Location: Woodbury, MN
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject: Funniest random email subject you've received |
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Those random 4-or-5-word spam message headers usually don't mean anything. But potentially they say something humorous. What's the funniest one you've received?
Some in my deleted box:
Her go of riffraff
Also pinhole almost marinate nightgown
Balk frowzy now? Grocery!
A Corrupt tournament file
Or comb my alternator sizzler
1/4 trans-atlantic cable I did _________________ --
Dr. Neau (not a real doctor)
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Rewind "Miracle Flush"
Joined: 10 Mar 2005 Posts: 113 Location: Columbus, OH
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject: Re: Funniest random email subject you've received |
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drneau wrote: | Some in my deleted box:
A Corrupt tournament file
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Shouldn't that one be addressed?
As for me, I just got this one today:
Outdate you cell phone.
Didn't know it was uncool to have a top of the line model. Time to outdate mine now. _________________ <thwack> NOooooooBODY expects to lose to Rewind!
My chief weapon is the rebuy.
ŽDr. Neau 2005 |
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Dix "Royal Flush - No Hat"
Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 246 Location: W.Poland Maine - USA
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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I always like the ones that offer... "increase your breast size"
Just what I need _________________ - Dix |
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drneau Site Admin
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Dix wrote: | I always like the ones that offer... "increase your breast size"
Just what I need |
You obviously didn't read my list. _________________ --
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rastapete Founding Father
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 401 Location: 'Ipsa' this, you pissy little bitch!
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:11 am Post subject: Re: Funniest random email subject you've received |
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Rewind wrote: | drneau wrote: | Some in my deleted box:
A Corrupt tournament file
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Shouldn't that one be addressed? |
What should he do? Alert the TDA? |
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rastapete Founding Father
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 401 Location: 'Ipsa' this, you pissy little bitch!
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:37 am Post subject: |
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I got this one this morning:
Quote: | Re: flagitious offscourings |
The body of the email is a wonder to behold also:
Quote: | Again? asked the judge. What? You forget. He thinks youre already dead-thanks to me. I have cases coming up, a congressional hearing next week. Hell know Im alive! Not if you dont show up. I have to! My clients expect- Then I agree, interrupted Prefontaine. Hell kill you. Sorry about that, Randy. What am I going to do? Theres a way, Dandy Boy, not only out of your current dilemma but for years to come. Of course, it will require some sacrifice on your part. For starters, a long convalescence at a private rehabilitation |
Wha? |
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drneau Site Admin
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 2385 Location: Woodbury, MN
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:02 am Post subject: |
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New one...
"Plating country"
My friend in the Navy told me that Vietnam was plating country...not sure if it has anything to do with this email. _________________ --
Dr. Neau (not a real doctor)
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drneau Site Admin
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rastapete Founding Father
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:51 am Post subject: |
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my latest...
"put mailman vomit" |
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LA_Rounder "Straight to the Ace"
Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 95 Location: Los Angeles
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Camara Digital + Memoria GRATIS ... |
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jumperjeff "Miracle Flush"
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 118 Location: Edmonton, AB
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Ummm. What? _________________ JumperJeff
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