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The rock: Banned from Canterbury Card Club

 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject: The rock: Banned from Canterbury Card Club Reply with quote

News flash...The rock has been banned from Canterbury Card Club.

I was playing today on my day off and about 4 hours into it the floor boss comes over and says I need to stop using it. I ask why, because I've been using it there for over 2 years. He says I can't use it.

I go on tilt.

A few minutes later, I ask the real boss. She finally explains that protectors have to be smaller than the cards.

I'm still on tilt.

I recover, but undoubtedly would've left with more money.

Long live the rock!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just throw it in your rock tumbler for about a month - it'll shrink.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that I look at the picture a bit more closely, doesn't the Rock resemble a loaf of head cheese?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rock has been classified a deadly weapon in 16 states.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i8dbear wrote:
The Rock has been classified a deadly weapon in 16 states.


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to the rock.

Caution: The rock may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

The rock contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use the rock on concrete.

Discontinue use of the rock if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If the rock begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

The rock may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, the rock should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Do not taunt the rock.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drneau wrote:

Do not taunt the rock.


Excellent. I love that one. Did the reference come from a movie or something? I'm sure my buddies and I used to make references to this back in high school, but I don't remember exactly why...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*dare I say it...*

"If ya smeeeeeellll.....what the rock....is cookin'!"
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Fun Ball is the best!

-Max

Gosh - I hope most of your subscribers are not to young to remember Happy Fun Ball...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you all. Smile

I can sleep at night now.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, I always thought that was like a chicken or something being cooked in a "natural bag".
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bump. Very Happy
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