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drneau Site Admin
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 2385 Location: Woodbury, MN
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: The rock: Banned from Canterbury Card Club |
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News flash...The rock has been banned from Canterbury Card Club.
I was playing today on my day off and about 4 hours into it the floor boss comes over and says I need to stop using it. I ask why, because I've been using it there for over 2 years. He says I can't use it.
I go on tilt.
A few minutes later, I ask the real boss. She finally explains that protectors have to be smaller than the cards.
I'm still on tilt.
I recover, but undoubtedly would've left with more money.
Long live the rock! _________________ --
Dr. Neau (not a real doctor)
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MaxPower Founding Father
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 390 Location: Funky Cold Medina - Ohio
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Just throw it in your rock tumbler for about a month - it'll shrink.
-Max _________________ Oh, Yeah! Check out the all new TheMiddleClassBlog.com for all of us that aren't exactly "High Rollers"! |
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MaxPower Founding Father
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 390 Location: Funky Cold Medina - Ohio
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Now that I look at the picture a bit more closely, doesn't the Rock resemble a loaf of head cheese?
-Max _________________ Oh, Yeah! Check out the all new TheMiddleClassBlog.com for all of us that aren't exactly "High Rollers"! |
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i8dbear Founding Father
Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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The Rock has been classified a deadly weapon in 16 states. |
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drneau Site Admin
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 2385 Location: Woodbury, MN
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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i8dbear wrote: | The Rock has been classified a deadly weapon in 16 states. |
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to the rock.
Caution: The rock may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
The rock contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use the rock on concrete.
Discontinue use of the rock if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If the rock begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.
The rock may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, the rock should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Do not taunt the rock. _________________ --
Dr. Neau (not a real doctor)
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jumperjeff "Miracle Flush"
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 118 Location: Edmonton, AB
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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drneau wrote: |
Do not taunt the rock. |
Excellent. I love that one. Did the reference come from a movie or something? I'm sure my buddies and I used to make references to this back in high school, but I don't remember exactly why...
Jeff _________________ JumperJeff
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drneau Site Admin
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 2385 Location: Woodbury, MN
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rumackay "A Set of Mop Squeezers"
Joined: 15 Oct 2005 Posts: 60 Location: Queensland, Australia
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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*dare I say it...*
"If ya smeeeeeellll.....what the rock....is cookin'!" |
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MaxPower Founding Father
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 390 Location: Funky Cold Medina - Ohio
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Fun Ball is the best!
-Max
Gosh - I hope most of your subscribers are not to young to remember Happy Fun Ball... _________________ Oh, Yeah! Check out the all new TheMiddleClassBlog.com for all of us that aren't exactly "High Rollers"! |
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jumperjeff "Miracle Flush"
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 118 Location: Edmonton, AB
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you all.
I can sleep at night now. _________________ JumperJeff
Edmonton, AB |
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bratwurst "A Set of Mop Squeezers"
Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 64
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Funny, I always thought that was like a chicken or something being cooked in a "natural bag". _________________ 40 |
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jumperjeff "Miracle Flush"
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 118 Location: Edmonton, AB
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Bump. _________________ JumperJeff
Edmonton, AB |
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